( Do you like sweets? I like sweets. )

I was looking through Eleven!Quotes on wiki. And it said 'The Doctor: blahblahblah,' and I just thought - no. No, the Doctor doesn't say that. Then I remembered that The Doctor 'is' Matt Smith and said - ayay. No. That ain't true.

Clearly, he's still not working it for me.

*suspension of disbelief failing...failing...*

Yeah, the episode was yawn-worthy but the real thing that's bugging me is the abbreviation - VotD?

WHAT ABOUT VOYAGE OF THE DAMNED, HMM? WHAT HAPPENS NOW?

Oh, and the 'Yay, Britian is so splendid, aren't we all magnificent?' spiel is so tiring even for a Brit

The Doctor... is a starwhale?  What? What?

And - aargh! What is the rubbery pink blob thing with the wiggly bits?
Moffat, darling, I believe you're thinking of a walrus not a whale. (Yes, there is a difference) (Yes, that is the first, the last, the only time I will ever refer to you as 'darling')

Oh look, it's another crack, totally subtle, yawn ( Read more... )